Ah, Christmas approaches, and with it, the now traditional round-robin email promos. Here's a lovely one, from Habitat.

Dear all,

We would like to invite you to our 20% off Christmas shopping evening costumer event on Thursday 3^rd of December 6-9 pm at our Tottenham Court Road store.

Please print a copy of the attached voucher and present it at the store to receive 20% off on your purchase.

Please feel free to forward this offer to your family and friends.

Kind regards,

Habitat Corporate Sales

But what if you're not a "costumer? Can you still come? And loving that warm, personal Crimbo sign-off, too. Habitat Corporate Sales, eh? Warms the very cockles of me 'eart it does. (Thanks to Janis Thomas of FilmFlex Movies)